My grades need to be higher. My weight needs to be lower. My stomach needs to be flatter. My wallet needs to be fatter. My skin needs to be tanner. My teeth need to be whiter. My heart needs to be stronger. My face needs to be prettier. My hair needs to be longer. My skirt needs to be shorter. My body needs to be hotter. My boobs need to be bigger. My waist needs to be smaller. Damn, society really knows how to make you feel like a piece of shit.

(Source: ijustwantsomeonetocallmine, via hipster-l0ve-in-the-air)

When your crush likes a picture of you….

ijustmetyouandilikeyou:

Corny Pickup lines

That’s a nice outfit but it would better on my floor.;)

You should tie your shoes because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.;)

Let’s play by Nike’s rules and let’s just do it.;)

#love pick up lines corny crush